February 2012
24 posts
When I finally write my book, Memoirs of a Sassy...
svenpartymaan:
I don’t want to give away too much but it will tell the story of how Jonathan Taylor Thomas was my boyfriend.
This is the best idea I have ever heard.
I'm a _______ (a poem)
iamsosorry:
I’m a photographer, look at my latte on Instagram. I’m a curator, look at my reblogs. I’m an entrepreneur, look at my Kickstarter. I’m a singer, look at my Youtube cover of Glee covering Adele. I’m a stylist, lookatmylookbook.nu. I’m a model, look at my modelmayhem private pixxx. I’m a mom, look at my Pinterest. I’m a DJ, look at my soundcloud sounds. I’m a food critic, look at my...
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edwardok:
I hate this part of the week because it’s the longest possible time before more Parks and Recreation.
This is the story of my life. After every episode, I have a one day high, where I dream of April and Andy’s antics, think about Leslie and sweet, beautiful Anne, say ‘literally’ alot… and then it’s over. I go back to asking Dave if he’s downloaded...
“I’m only in this to watch them eat spaghetti- just so you know. We can...”
– Dave, in the opening credits of Lady and The Tramp.
“Not a lot happens. it wasn’t a very complex plot.”
– Dave’s main criticism of The Little Mermaid.
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Ugh, you guys, I have such a crush. →
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Has anyone else received their Valentine's...
Are you as slightly disappointed as I am?
I think I lost the draw on my first box in January, but Proactive and Mascara sample are about my only highlights for February. Thoughts?
hipsterontheshore:
Dear Department of Immigration and Citizenship
I understand that Nikki will be eligible for Australian Citizenship in March 2013. However, I would like to bring to your attention that tonight she attended a performance by the band Icehouse, sang along to ‘Crazy’ and ‘Electric Blue’ and commented that the keyboardist ‘looks like Molly Meldrum’.
I think you will agree that no...
Here they are: the Undercover 2012 songs →
hipsterontheshore:
So excited for this year’s AV Club Undercover, where awesome songs get covered by awesome bands. If I was invited, I would do “Danger Zone”. Twice. Here it is:
Neil Young, “Heart Of Gold” Violent Femmes, “Kiss Off” Gin Blossoms, “Hey Jealousy” The Flaming Lips, “Do You Realize??” The Cars, “Just What I Needed” New Order, “Bizarre Love Triangle” Michael Jackson, “PYT”...
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My brother is back to Uni, upgrading to become a...
Me: So what are you taking this semester?
Evan: Let's see.. this semester I am taking Rocks For Jocks, um...
Me: What? Is that geology or something? Beginners?
Evan: Yeah, Geology 201. We are learning about the solar system and volcanoes. It's pretty sweet. I'm pretty excited.
Trying to figure out what insect is laying eggs in my backyard is always the most stressful and risky five minutes of googling I could ever do.
Ugh. Australia, why?
January 2012
19 posts
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FYI:
Now he’s sitting in the living room listening to BTO’s “Taking Care Of Business” and saying things to himself like, “I should really sing this song more at work.”
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Dave's looking at a bunch of framed photos of us...
Dave: Remember how many silly things we've done together?
Nikki: Yes. Many. Almost exclusively silly things.
Dave: We've done serious things, too....
Nikki: No. Like what? We got married, but even that was silly.
Dave: We made wills.
THE SUNSHINE OF MY LIFE.
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HEY EVERYONE.
I just wanted to remind you all that Ariel in The Little Mermaid got married at 16. We watched it the other night. Being an adult puts a whole new spin on that little tidbit.
Mermaids - The Irish Travellers Of The Sea
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Controversy over Microsoft's 'ghetto alert' app... →
hipsterontheshore:
I need this app. Ever since I stumbled inadvertently into Eastern-European-prostitute-and-scary-pimp-land in Soho, London aged 19, I’ve had a knack for ending up in the most questionable parts of any city. Highlights have been:
the area of San Francisco I took Nikki to in search of Mexican food
the poorly-lit shanty town area of Penang
the bits of...
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December 2011
11 posts
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“Do you know where the sticky tape is? I am not having very much luck looking for...”
– My Husband. Exasperated. (HE IS THE LAZIEST MAN ON EARTH.)
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