January 2011
13 posts
6 tags
i am probably only going to say this once ever..
but i am itching for a road trip in summer through the prairies.
…. i must be homesick, because i know in my brain that driving long hours through the prairies is one of the most painful experiences. but my heart? my heart is shouting “take photos of wheat and let the wind blow in your hair and look at those sunsets and dance parties on the side of the road and canada yeah!”
6 tags
Surprise Owen Pallett. Sufjan Stevens. Dance...
All this while wearing a new, pretty frock. A day of high highs. I am pretty much the happiest lady ever.
Here's what my day looks like:
8.00 am - still fasting after eating three days of pure bread and potatoes. No biggie.
8.30 am - urine sample. Nothing truly like hot pee in a cup.
8.45 am - first blood sample taken. Five viles, like true blood up in here.
8.55 am - 300ml drink of pure glucose. syrup with a syrup chaser. Thus begins the ban on water.
9.00 - 9.40 - straight chilling. Explicitly advised not to walk or...
10 tags
i may or may not
have just bought a new website after spending literally months working on mine from scratch.
OOPS! never satisfied, i tell you.
dear children's portrait photographers of the...
just once i want to see a photo of a little girl without a fucking flower on her head.
look, i get it. i make flowers, i sell them. i take photos. you want a little flair in there. you want it to look all vintage and adorable and little-people-dressed-as-adults.
but all of your photos look the same and little girls are becoming flowerpots.
seriously, that’s enough.
LOVE NIKKI
things i find comforting:
listening to the news in italian
covering myself in a duvet and drinking tea
talking to my mom on the phone
resting my hand on my boob
sweat pants
…. a lady of simple needs.
6 tags
Jafar turned to Blanche in the moonlight and...
The way she looked tonight was so beautiful, her greying hair glistening.
“You know, Jafar, I never thought a southern belle like myself would fall for a mysterious foreign gentleman such as yourself.”
“Aawk!” Said Iago, anxious to watch them succumb to desire.
“Please, do not forget an all powerful sorcerer, Blanche! The most powerful the world has ever...
4 tags
"Just something to think about, there are people...
…. just a single sentence said while brushing my teeth before bed.
That was all it took.
Dave put up the challenge in his response; a casual one off joke, a disbelief in a world where 30 Rock fanfiction would not exist. A simple google, and a disturbing world was opened.
It went downhill so quickly, I didn’t see what was happening until it was too late. Odd sexual parings turned...
Warning:
I’m about to start blogging like it’s my effing day job, mainly because I have come home from holidays, realised I am unemployed and so…
…i’m kind of making it my day job.
I’m so sorry.